>tards not to blame for shitty carers putting them here >shock.mp3 >kid waddled outside to smoking carers Quoted By: >>672376124 >>672376680 >>672379174 >>672388448 >>672388450 What does Chippo mean? >midget tard approaches... First greentext story that's my oc. Anonymous 2016-03-06 00:50:31 Post No.672387901 Report >I sit back in amazement and wonder >"just the one sausage sir?" Beyond the popular Chippo game itself, which was named Best New Product at the PGA Merchandise Show, the holiday sale includes a … >paper everywhere Big sausage" >boss says to me >even 12 nuggets Individually - #CODPartner" Poor Chippo got voted out becoz our guy didnt see the body in the latest among us … >leans in real close >wants 7 haddock >I lean in to hear this magnificent beast of Allah's creation >looked like the thing from the goonies >a crocodile line of 13 Tards approach the counter TaliaMar. 672375548 Report. >applause and cheers from other Britons in shop >he turns almost in slow motion >he is Irish . >ohshit.gif >I let him have food for free >"PEEEEEEEEEE" >relays actual English to me Mr Fruit. {Greentext|>begin finalising the potato cannibalism >jabbing at thin air 3230 Followers. Want sausage. >there's some shit under his fingernails >"move over to wrapping, you started this job, you're going to finish it" >"WHY DON'T YOU PICK THAT UP YOU IGNORANT UGANDAN SCROTUM TICKLER, DO YOUR FUCKING JOB AND LET ME DO MINE IN PEACE" Other. File: image_17.jpg (157 KB, 770x730) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google] Would love to see a fully edited screencap of my time this evening. Quoted By: >>672379972 >>672380042 >>672380503 >>672380668 >>672388450, >>672378744 Watch Zerkaa's clip titled "CARRYING FREYA ON COD MULTIPLAYER - Hit that FOLLOW button! Youssef Chippo is a soccer player for the KAC Kénitra, Al-Arabi SC (Qatar), FC Porto, Coventry City F.C., Al Sadd SC, Al-Wakrah Sport Club, and Morocco national football team. About us We are Chippo Nation, a wedge-wielding herd of stampeding Chippopotamuses, somewhat determined to change the world of golf and backyard games forever...but more so just here to hang out, have a good time, chip some golf balls and maybe sling an adult beverage or two. >other customers gratefully run to till after a wait Useful. >I'm 6'2 and this tardo made me feel small I need to stress this to you. >left me in charge of potato herd >batter everywhere Clan 2. >tardrage.exe Quoted By: >>672394012 >>672394087 >>672394099 >>672394686 >>672395145, >>672392925 >boss watching me carefully >colleague pissing herself Asim. Clan 2. Clan 2. Close. You have no reason to believe me, but I'll swear on any or mother that this is real. >first Downey approaches the counter Fryer. Burger? >haddock comes out of fucking nowhere. As well as fascinating to look at … So, that's why we're proud to present the latest of these gems, still fresh from the greatest cesspit that 4chan has to offer. >looks me dead in the eye and says Including sausage potato. >oh god that smell Reply. >I bet you can't fucking guess >neatly wrap it all Greentext story time. It is an examination of humankind's willingness to fight against the most impossible of odds, our strength, our resilience. >he waddled Throwing. Quizzes . Got 13 Tards to get through. Proses mengimpor barang Cina. Youssef Chippo ( Arabic: يوسف شيبو ; born 10 May 1973) is a Moroccan retired footballer. >tard pays and retreats You've already flagged this Frank in Virginia Beach 1 review. >Shop looks like a bomb went off >bewildered I look around >don't argue with tards Chippo also sent us a free little cooler he said is great to take golfing with him, thanks! Whilst you have no reason to trust me. Anonymous 2016-03-05 23:42:00 Post No.672377595 Report >say the price to him and hope to God he just leaves https://wiki.bibanon.org/index.php?title=The_Legend_of_Chippo_Man&oldid=5380. >all copper coins >looks around >when I don't understand what he's pointing at gets physically distressed >"OH GOD JERSEY NOT AGAIN " >pays Quoted By: >>672378744 >>672383304 >>672388450, >>672376680 Glad you all enjoyed it as much as I did. >some wishing they'd brought popcorn >lean in and quietly say >i try and argue and he says Answer. >some fag tard was insisting I could do him dog We are the people that keep freedom alive, and totalitarians are terrified of us; gun grabbing is merely a natural extension of their fear and doubt. >of course you can >opens >busiest shift of the week Should explain that some orders can be handed over instantly. The random board of 4chan has seen its fair share of epic greentext threads, some feels-heavy, some cringe, and others that are just downright hilarious shitposting. >Get mole man midget potato off my counter Quoted By: >>672387010 >>672387313 >>672387901 >>672388450. >you can be a chippo man for a day, if you keep your friends quiet >eyes not really in the right place, one practically on forehead >put him down for a large >the next tard I like to call This is the time I found out. > he doesn't want chippo >he pays with a £50 note for a fucking 1.50 order >he then turns to me and says "r u chippo man?" >it's something like £3.50 >boss sends me home with £50 in cash on the spot. >slams wallet against my till >polixe actually called >then he says >most thank "chippo man" >"CHIPPO RIGHT" SCREAMS POTATO BRO >mounts the counter. >if I wanted to kill myself I'd climb to the number of his chromosomes and jump to his iq. Clan 2. Chippo Name Meaning Historically, surnames evolved as a way to sort people into groups - by occupation, place of origin, clan affiliation, patronage, parentage, adoption, and even physical characteristics (like red hair). >be me, working part time job at local chip shop (britfag) 3. > autists still rubbing his belly almost seductively shoes. >the queue is literately up the street. ! These threads are glimmering jewels in an enormous expanse of trap, YLYL, furry and rule 34 threads. . >I look at my boss >Have to take scoops off him (All true events that happened tonight. >the two of them are outside having a fag break >wishing I could fry all these potatoes into chips >tards look around in shock as I berate their overlords. the glorious lovechild of golf and cornhole. I'll try and make this a little more Shortform. >Irish tard babbling at nobody Виж най-новите обяви ☛ от София ☛ нови и втора ръка ☛ Спести пари и време с olx! Cette déclaration qui « presse Youssef Chahed à annoncer sa non-candidature à la présidentielle de 2019 » lance le débat autour de la Meaning of Chippo. >slides slowly down my cheek >fucking hulk mode Quoted By: >>672380580 >>672381587 >>672381613 >>672388450, >>672379691 >MOUNTS THE FUCKING COUNTER. Typing on phone so be patient). Quoted By: >>672384146 >>672384465 >>672384907 >>672384961 >>672385092 >>672388450 >>672388819, >>672382652 >tard 8 or something comes along (idgaf which number, just highlighting the exceptional tards) >every tard now refers to me as chippo man >kept Barking Bear with me guys. Going to post a selfie in the end so you can identify your lord chippo man <3, Anonymous 2016-03-06 00:59:41 Post No.672389202 Report >sausage bro unsheaths his mighty sausage and screams "I don't like sausage" >"you don't know how hard it is" >last tard. >its like I'm being trolled or smth > "wrap each nugger alone chippo" Share. >"chippo man. Clan 2. >next kid slides up real smooth and says Anonymous 2016-03-06 00:15:37 Post No.672382652 Report >think how Brad Pitt talks in guy richies "snatch" Convenient Dining. >wat >spent an hour stacking this fridge No, we wouldn't believe us either. >followed by another >am officially chippo man Listen to CHIPPO | SoundCloud is an audio platform that lets you listen to what you love and share the sounds you create.. 3 Tracks. Videos you watch may be added to the TV's watch history and influence TV recommendations. >takes a bite, spits it at her, then uses it like a floppy sword Quoted By: >>672382822 >>672383261 >>672383774 >>672383793 >>672386725 >>672388450, >>672381587 Chicken? The Foreplay Podcast guys, Barstool's CEO and golf celeb Elise Lobb play Chippo at the office. >world war z, tard edition is reenacted in my shop, Anonymous 2016-03-06 01:23:33 Post No.672392925 Report >mfw he pays in 2 and 1 pennies. Quoted By: >>672393119 >>672393170 >>672393197 >>672393359 >>672393618 >>672395145 >WTAF It is an examination of humankind's willingness to fight against the most impossible of odds, our strength, our resilience. Simply awesome Simply awesome! Quoted By: >>672377449 >>672377595 >>672377690 >>672383589 >>672388450, >>672375548 (Source: Youtube) The Chipko movement was a non-violent agitation in 1973 that was aimed at protection and conservation of trees, but, perhaps, it is best remembered for the collective mobilisation of women for the cause of preserving forests, which also brought about a change in attitude regarding their own status in society. >boss actually dies laughing in the back where only I can see him >turns out this kid had a nappy >impressing boss We’ve combined the old fashioned, beer-slugging, tailgate-dominating, sunshine-basking goodness of games like cornhole with the gentlemanly, giddiness-inducing, side-betting beauty of golf. >"what type of pie would you like sir?" >roll with it >still a tard >tards chant chippo man . Langkah 2: Buat order di situs Chipo. >Potato bro actually understands horse jockey tard We’ve combined the old fashioned, beer-slugging, tailgate-dominating, sunshine-basking goodness of games like cornhole with the gentlemanly, giddiness-inducing, side-betting beauty of golf. >"5 sausage. Langkah 4: Pengiriman dari Cina ke Indonesia. >"Uuuhhhh... iferwun chippo mentwoways softcremarlwords " >last newcomer is dull ... We are currently based in London and have successfully established ourselves as the first choice among other fast food services available. >TARD carers act like this is normal. All I did was make it worded better, no changing of events. All I did was play with the wording to make it sound better. If playback doesn't begin shortly, try restarting your device. >5 sausages Chippo is the viral new golf game for beach, backyard, tailgate, office and clubhouse - a patented, mind-blowing mash-up of golf and traditional backyard games! >and more tard carers called, Was gonna make this the last one bit some fag impersonated me. >5 of my finest tards still waiting in the shop for food >cont? >this is one twisted tard >"me chippo?" > he apologises for midget tard >by none other than our potatoe friend Someone screencap this, never going to retell this on 4chan probably. >tard stops screaming >got home, started writing this thread, Anonymous 2016-03-06 01:36:07 Post No.672394686 Report, Quoted By: >>672394810 >>672394890 >>672394893 >>672394897 >>672394918 >>672394955 >>672394968 >>672394994 >>672395056 >>672395090 >>672395124 >>672395132 >>672395168 >>672395221 >>672395262 >>672395279 >>672395370 >>672395374 >>672395381 >>672395398 >>672395419 >>672395441 >>672395454 >>672395472. What ensues is the tale of an ordeal that should be placed among such classics as Homer's Iliad and Dante's Inferno. >Twelve nuggets >nearing the point of wanting to now >put on my most winning customer service smile >"anything else?" >pretty worth tbh, Anonymous 2016-03-06 00:30:57 Post No.672385092 Report >I die a little inside but send the order Not prepped. One day, a group of 13 "tards" and "downeys" along with 2 caretakers enter the shop he's working at to order some food. Anonymous 2016-03-06 00:22:36 Post No.672383793 Report >potato for potatoes, Continuing >a whole fucking haddock is thrown at the man beside her >resisted the urge to say "potatoes like yourself" Stashed in his wallet. This happened in a small rural community in the south of England and may even be on the news tomorrow. Quoted By: >>672378889 >>672379031 >>672379691 >>672385252 >>672388450, >>672377595 Curry sauce?" >"sure thing" It is truly a shining inspiration for the most downtrodden of humanity, to rise up, and win. Gaura Devi’s Chipko movement in Uttar Pradesh’s Mandal village. Chippo Golf Introduces Customization Program Written by Driving Range Heroes on November 11, 2019 (MASSAPEQUA, NY) – Chippo Golf – the revolutionary chipping game for the backyard, beach, tailgate, office and/or clubhouse – introduces new customization capabilities to provide a personalized options for both one-off and bulk orders. >infividually wrapped nuggets now used as tard grenades >smells of human feaces >"pineapple fritters? >full potato face >difficult but manageable >have a plan >best one in the area >killme.webm >combine it with looking like the deformed mess from the goonies >he wants a portion of chicken nuggets >THE TARD HAS A THICK GLASGOW/TARD HYBRID ACCENT. Can you name every single Among Us youtuber/streamer who are part of the five clans? >try to treat him like a human being >really shitty evening but need that money.png Yes, you read that correctly. >little more sane than his partner in crime. >look for his carers Hundreds of coins. >Other tards storm into shop, it's getting insane >such close proximity Freyz. Chippo is a cornhole game that’s well designed for your golf shots. >"SASSAGGG NOWWWWWW" >say fuck it >that's when it kicks off}}. Continuing. Clan 2. >Now I'm purely assigned to sending out tard food. Although the actual work is fucking hell. >don't ease up >finish taking someone's order and look up at the door >neatly hand wrapped 7 haddock (entire battered fish ) 54 likes. Small, medium or large?" Can you name every single Among Us youtuber/streamer who are part of the five clans? Quoted By: >>672389952. Stream Tracks and Playlists from CHIPPO on … https://streamlabs.com/jgb_poppaj I say kind of taken aback at this new super mutant fallout 4 looking ass Scottish tard piss fetish mother fucked with the voice of Alvin and the chipmunks gacha studio Music studio the studio where u can get a gacha intro Stop gacha heat save the gacha Community FNAF STUDIO (u can still put anything u want) Lets make this project have the most followers!!!! Quoted By: >>672392297 >>672392925 >>672395145, >tards look around in shock as I berate their overlords. >small applause from the actual human beings in the shop Information and translations of Chippo in the most comprehensive … This page was last edited on 17 July 2017, at 01:52. >he deliberates. >"chippo man" >kid scratches arse under trousers >tries his hardest bless him >"where chippo cum from" >will continue this tards adventure in a bit, he pays normally Quoted By: >>672388030 >>672388139 >>672388147 >>672388365 >>672388366 >>672388605 >>672388644 >>672388856 >>672389202 >>672389631 >>672389751, >>672386665 >look at his carers The mat’s artificial turf top and no-slip bottom ensure you’ll always have a good lie. >tard 2 is a super human creation >"what size chips would you like sir? Finale coming soon boys. Had an agenda. Amina Aït Hammou, athlète marocaine. >ALLOFMYWAT. >feel a lil better about the tards >I take pride in it, I'm good at it `Chippos' are a brand of potato chips with a pleasant-looking hippopotamus on the bag that originated in the television show 'The Simpsons', along with such other fictional products as 'Duff Beer', 'Cheesy Does It', 'Cheezus-N-Rice', 'Gorilla Man Scalp Blaster', and the ever-ambiguous 'TUBBB!' >oh god what have I done >next few tards come through >no idea what he had Hat. >or so I thought >blame her and other male carer It is truly a shining inspiration for the most downtrodden of humanity, to rise up, and win. Tards, and downeys. Jeans and I shit you not his >"jersey" is in tow still stinking >midget tard panicky with each wrong guess >one screams and spits at me when I tell him we've sold out of saveloys >opens drinks fridge we have in the shop >this job doesn't pay me enough >that's when it happens >this one This particular greentext story actually spanned 2 threads because of the immense amount of replies in such a short time leading to the first thread being auto-saged (it could not be bumped anymore) before the OP could finish the story, and described an event that had happened on the same day that the first thread was created. >literal line of autists. >CHIPPO man can be heard all the way down the street >cans all over the floor https://randomarchive.com/board/b/thread/672389698#p672389698, >be me, working part time job at local chip shop (britfag), >the rest of the potatoes continue ordering. >busy Saturday night shift Last weekend at Poynter Farmers Market we featured some Turkey Tail from our friend from Jo’s Gourmet Mushrooms. Poor Chippo got voted out becoz our guy didnt see the body in the latest among us vid.. (MASSAPEQUA, NY) – Chippo Golf - the revolutionary chipping game for the backyard, beach, tailgate, office and/or clubhouse – is offering up to 40 percent-off and free shipping on products ordered through www.chippogolf.com between now and December 31. >"YOU DO DOG WOOOF WOOF" >find out he wants mayonnaise. >throws out 4 rows Among us!!!! Still hot fro. >"U ROOD TO CHIPPO" Chippo Name Meaning Historically, surnames evolved as a way to sort people into groups - by occupation, place of origin, clan affiliation, patronage, parentage, adoption, and even physical characteristics (like red hair). Every single one of the events I've portrayed happened. Anonymous 2016-03-05 23:56:00 Post No.672379691 Report US. {Greentext|>carers come inside to collect tards >I HAVE A MIDGET TARD ON MY COUNTER, WAVING AND GESTICULATING AT THE FOOD THIS IS HOW HE PRONOUNCES PIES. >wat > one tard trips on his way to the counter >hundreds of pennies come spewing out >I calmly reply >hand them over one by one Höchstwahrscheinlich die Meister Team Wokez - wokez, Grimm, J4CK, Fidschi, Chippo. >poshbritishvoiceoverload.mp3 >shit you not, tard lifts his fucking shirt to reveal a huge extended stomach >Christmas came early to potato bro But we cook all of our fish and batter to order, so it tastes as good as it can be. >"BIG CHIPPPO FOR TÈEEEEE" >ohgod.exe >tard takes bottle of mayo You're signed out. OP works part time at a local chip shop in southern England that is described as the best in the area. >"are you OK? " >kid starts screaming "DOCTORRR" >not America so can't be physical >not just thrusting. >Begins slapping stomach like a bongo >and he'd messed it Chippo Name Meaning Historically, surnames evolved as a way to sort people into groups - by occupation, place of origin, clan affiliation, patronage, parentage, adoption, and even physical characteristics (like red hair). >original two carers being taken in for questioning. Chippo Golf featured at the Tiger Woods Invitational at Pebble Beach. It's been 30 minutes. >looking for raise in salary we do be gaming and vibing any type of donations are appreciated! Not last post, we got more boys and girls. >this hilarious fucking northern tard chipmunk voice >the stench is magnificent >each to be wrapped in paper Ohmwrecker. Chippo is the glorious lovechild of golf and cornhole; this revolutionary game includes 2 Chippo target boards; 2 heavy duty chipping mats and 6 high-density foam practice balls by almostGolf Boards are constructed of durable reinforced plastic to be sturdy and lightweight; covered in quality artificial turf; netting is attached to all holes to catch scoring shots Rhabby. Ask any Nelspruiter where to find the best chilli chips in town, and the answer will probably be Chippo’s. >seems normal Wir können zumindest spekulieren, dass einige der Teams aus der ersten Iteration dort sein werden. >"WRAP ALONE CHIPPO MAN" Doing alright? >tards being tactically extracted >drinks it like it was lemonade on a hot August day >Hands over the £5 needed for the transaction with this hand >but like 6'4 tall More ... Chippo.